Section: Customer services Vacancy 1127

Post:Digital Agency, Looking for Awesome, Will Settle for TOTALLY RAD!

Salary contractual

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Work place:

London

The announcement text:

Hey there current college student! We`re Reindeer, what`s your name?

::pause::

Well it`s damn nice to meet you!

Let`s get down to business. A little birdie told us you`re looking for a job... well you`ve come to the right place (as long as the job you`re looking for is a [relatively] unpaid internship)!

It happens out that we have a few empty spots to fill amongst the Reindeer Elite for this coming semester, and we have it, on good faith, (from aforementioned bird friend) that you might be right for the position of "Spot Filler"!

Just joshin`, this aint high school, and you aint gonna make it just by saving a space in the lunch line for no big bully no more... We expect our spots... err... interns to pull their weight and be active participants in what goes on around here!

What goes on around here? Glad you asked!

Although you might not have heard of us, we`re a reputable digital agency, providing our (A-list) clients with a range of services, including (but not limited to): Strategy/Planning, Programming, Web Design, Customer Relationship Management, Analytics and Fulfillment.

Don`t know what any of that means? Thats OK! As long as your <3`s in the right place, we wont count you out... yet.

All joking aside, we`re looking for the two most capable individuals on the internet (or at least on the internet in New York Tri-State Area) to join our crack team of digital savants. The two positions available are:

1. Account Wrangling Apprentice (Strategy/Planning)

2. Auxiliary Firefighter (Client Relations)

Rest assured, both positions are equally essential and equally as challenging. Therefore, to prove your worth, we`ve made our application process a little more challenging than the average `copy/paste/apply`.

Before we get into what you have to do, there are a few simple prerequisites that you need to fulfill in order to be considered:

- Be legally able to work in the United States (goes without saying)

- Be currently enrolled as a student (for insurance reasons) {at a real school... Hard Knocks doesn`t count}

- Live in (or within commuting distance of) NYC

- Be able to dedicate AT LEAST 15 hours a week (preferably 2 full days a week, but we’re flexible)

- Have a spelling/typo/syntax error free resumй (basic English langage skillz are a must)

- BE INTERESTING!!!!!

OK... now that we`ve got those out of the way, here`s how this is going to work...

We`re breaking this process into three rounds:

1. Application

2. Submission

3. Judgement

Fist thing you`ve gotta do, send us an email (hr@reindeercompany.com) containing the following:

• Subject Line: Application for (insert position name) - Full Name [ ]

(eg. Application for Auxiliary Firefighter - Seсor Sample)

• Twover Letter [ ]

• Tell us your availability [ ]

• On a scale of 1 to 10 (1 being apocalyptically bad, 10 being Olympic champion level) how would you rate your ping pong skills? [ ]

• Attach your resumй (pdf/doc(x)/pages please) [ ]

(In case you couldn`t figure it out, those "[ ]`s" are boxes for you to check off to make sure you`ve got everything... cause it would suck if you left something out.)

You might have noticed that we spelt `Cover Letter` wrong... actually, no we didn`t.

Instead of sending us the standard four paragraph essay about how being a Math Olympiad in 5th grade got you into AP Calc in 9th grade which got you into National Honor Society in 11th grade which got you into the honors college at [SCHOOL NAME] which set you on the path to success in the business world... ::yawn::, we want you, IN 140 CHARACTERS OR LESS, to tell us why you, above everyone else, are the best candidate for the job.

We`re seriously gonna stop reading after the first 140, so make sure every character counts!

If we like what we see and think you`d be a good fit for the team, we`ll get in touch with you at some point next week (9/14-9/18) to give you the 311 on the next round of challenges.

In closing:

Since you just spent six hours reading this one post, it would be a waste of time not to apply.

...So get to it!

Compensation: Metrocard + Food Stipend - College Credit (if applicable)

This is an internship job

Principals only. Recruiters, please don`t contact this job poster.

Please, no phone calls about this job!

Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.

Contact information

Employer:

Наталия

Email:

(hr@reindeercompany.com)

Phone:

221-41-02

Publication date: 2009-09-14 14:43:18

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